Batesy

The act of claiming to attend an event and subsequently bailing at a later time

Callum: Gym later boys?
Sam: yeah sure half nine!
*half nine*
Callum: sorry lads too tired I’m going to have to pull a batesy

Batesyed

When a picture has been edited to include a big dildo.

Dunney reposted and now his profile pic has been batesyed.

Batesy

An aggressive chronic condition resulting in an extreme allergic reaction to alcohol. Symptoms include round dodging, compulsive lying about the previous nights alcohol consumption, and a completely hangover free existence.

"God I feel awful after last night, how do you feel?"

"absolutely fine you know I cant booze, I'm batesy"

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Batesy

A dumb ass bitch that will snitch on you in an instant

Don’t tell Batesy. Shit she will snitch on your ass

Batesy

Used to discribe out a chav, scally or general lout

"Look at Batesy over then swigin' a stella in his Nova"

or When you see a scally you can just shout "BATESY"

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batesy

1. Someone who is simular to a "Bates".
2. A Projector.
3. A person commonly mistaken for a female.

1. "Hey do you know old man Batsey the roofer?"
2. "Bates your such a projector"
2. "Are you a woman Batesy?"

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Batesy Moment

(Noun)

A moment of unparrelled clarity or understanding followed by a random thought.

(Origin: Hull, Alex Bates)

Jon: "Damn i can't get this math prob!"
Alex: "It's 74...Mmm cheese"
Kev: "Another Batesy moment..."