Bath then poop

When some stupid motherfucker takes a shower and then immediately shits afterward, stinking up the rest of their day and everyone who comes into contact with them.

Person 1: "Did you smell that guy today? I think he soiled himself!"
Person 2: "That's my roommate. I think he pulled a bath then poop."

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take a bath and poop

an adjective describing a stinky bastard defined by the irony of taking a bath then taking a shit, thus, undoing all the stink you just removed.

Jeez, did that stinky skanky bastard just take a bath and poop or what?

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