Batman Hotline

It's the number people call when they are in trouble and need a superhero, or bored on the Omegle online chat website. Some say it's not even answered by the Caped Crusader himself, just a mad lady trying to kidnap you.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Oh hello. May I please speak with Batman?
You: Speaking duh, thats why its called the Batman Hotline would suck if someone else picked it up.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Fucking sweet!
You: Erm...
Stranger: Hello Batman Hotline.
Stranger: I was calling to report collatoral damage caused by the Batmobile.
Stranger: You ran over my baby.

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