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This town has a Shell station & the "s" burnt out so it says "Hell". The Washington Post made a literal Diss-track on the town and put the Hell gas station on there mixtape cover. Not shittin' you. Google it. The article didn't capture the true horror of this town. During the daytime souls from other dilapidated Nevada towns like the gas station trailer park community of Valmy & the Crusty Valley/Beowawe region blend in with the Battle Mountain community. The town has a Federal Indian Reservation that makes the Cabrini-Green projects of Chicago look like Circus Circus Reno... Yeah.. it's that bad. There is a Casino called the Colt... When pronounced it sounds like "the cult".. & you wonder why you don't have friends.. you keep telling people "The cult took all your money & the buffalo machine there is no good". This town is also illegal firework mecca of the west coast. I have friends from the Bay Area who drive to BM for the fireworks. Battle Mountain has recently legalize pot so the Bay folk trade stick-icky with the Battle Mountain folks all yay. That's how they talk now. So I see the post from 2005 saying B-town just has Bammer or whatever... We graduated from Bammer. We also got a new whore down at the local whore house.. The Desert Club. Her name is Pretti Yung. Stop by and take her on a test drive. Their slots are loose.
I drove all the way to Battle Mountain from Winnemucca. Our Cat Houses there only had plus size ebonys. Battle Mountain has the Asian chick Pretti Yung everyone is talking about.
Only small town in the country that gets national recognition on a regular basis.
MTV, Washington Post, NY Times & MSNBC dont lie... Battle Mountain, Nevada. "RESPEK!!"... go cop that 'Downtown Battle Mountain' cd too you punk-ass bitches
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Battle Mountain is brown, sad, and unappealing. The only time Battle Mountain looks nice is in winter, when it doesn't look like Battle Mountain. The economy is dependent on the 2 local grocery stores and various drug deals. And unless you like swimming or drinking, there is literally nothing to do. But hey, at least it isn't Lovelock.
"I hate Battle Mountain"
"OMG same. It's better than Lovelock tho"
"True"
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Battle Mountain (B.M.) is located in the Northern Nevada region of the Great Basin. Given its central location on the intersecting point of freeways NV-305 and I-80, it is prime real estate for illicit organizations/cartels. These groups gone virtually undetected by local law enforcement, due to B.M.'s small town "charm", for nearly 30 years. It is the direct midpoint for three major cities (Reno, Salt Lake City, and Las Vegas) making the city a key factor in Nevada's black-market trade.
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Town in Nevada known for its corrupt police force and its high drug problem. Between Reno and Salt Lake, You need weed we got it.
dat b-town bammer got me hella keyed
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town in northern nevada that has a population of crackheads and prostitutes but it still smells better thatn lovelock which smell of horse shit and urine but of course the bums that are always around leave a stench with their broken bottles of bum piss aka 211 and their arrid fecies on ppls cars
Jim: Oh Man i cant wait til i get to battle mountian to screw a hooker in the ass
Gary: Me either i want to get herpes there.
Jim: Gee this is going to be the best trip ever i cant wait til i tell all my friends
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When quarter-machine-gumballs are used as anal-beads and then chewed after used.
That bitch wouldn't have a bubble blowing contest with me after we got done using the Battle Mountain gumballs.
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