Battle Whale

Genetically altered whales that have the following attributes:
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions

The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza

They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.

•Kyogre is the Mega Luxury King of the Battle Whales.

Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.

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Battle of Whales

$am murphy called on the Whales of the ocean and destroyed half of America and drank all of the water in africa.

Did you study for the Battle of Whales test