battyman legs

The signs on pavements (holding road names and roundabout exits etc...) that have two ‘legs’ are called Battyman legs. If you walk through them you gotta stay in the battyman’s protection. You are now gay.

Guy1: Hey man, wtf are battyman legs?!
Guy2: those road signs on the pavements that have 2 ‘legs’.
Guy1: And I can’t walk through them because....
Guy2: coz they’re the battyman’s Legs bro... if you walk through them you’re gonna be gay.

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