Bauer Power

1.) The ability to perform extraordinary tasks in an impossible amount of time.

2.) Prolific; Highly Productive.

3.) Derived from the character Jack Bauer, Fox's "24", and his ability to accomplish world saving tasks within a one hour show which runs in real time.

1.) It will take Bauer Power for the TCU Horned Frogs to score two touchdowns in the last 30 seconds to win the football game.

2.) With only one day left, our strategic team must show Bauer Power in completing the board presentation that normally requires a full week to complete.

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bauer power

Something you say when your a school boy bitch

Leroy "Bauer Power"!
O'Doyle- "Im gonna fuck you up"

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bauer power

the power of jack bauer, the lead character on the show word24.

theres gonna be some major BAUER POWER tonight on 24!

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Jack Bauer Power Dump

1. Noun
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.

"Man, I just took a huge Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."

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jack bauer power hour

College-going fans have developed a drinking game in which you have to down one shot for every time Jack Bauer says "Damn it," which is the show's "Fuck" and "Shit" substitute.

"During one episode, by the end of the show there had to be fourteen 'Damn its.' I could just see all those college kids going, "Oh Fuck!" and "What a great jack bauer power hour..."

-Kiefer Sutherland, Rolling Stone >> April 20, 2006

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Jack Bauer Power Hour

The timeslot where "24" is televised. Literally, an hour (minus commercials) of Jack Bauer (bad-ass counter-terrorist agent played by Keifer Sutherland) using his power (knocking off the bad guys in bad-ass ways).

Dude, want to head downtown, have a few beers and grab some tail?

What are you, nuts? Jack Bauer Power Hour's on! I don't even answer the phone!

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Jack Bauer Power Shower

A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.

I had to take a Jack Bauer Power Shower to clean the terrorist blood off me before my date.

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