be more dog

We could learn a lot from dogs, to them life is amazing. Balls are amazing. Sticks are amazing. Chasing your tail is amazing. So why are we all so bored? Our world is full of great technology ready and waiting for us to enjoy. Be more dog is about taking a walk on the dog side of life. No more cattiness. No more indecision. No more "meh". Be more dog.

"Jonny you should be more dog"

"Go on, go sky-diving, be more dog"

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More Dogs!

A request for someone to reload a bowl, roll another joint or otherwise re-up marijuana so it can be smoked; the reference comes from The Simpsons episode "The Canine Mutiny," where Bart imagines dogs being used as fuel for steam-ships.

Hey, man, Pineapple Express is on HBO again. I'm too sober to watch; more dogs!

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Is Pi More Dog Than Cat?

When the feline behavior of the irrational and transcendental number π, which is stubborn in revealing some of its beautiful numerical or geometric properties, clashes with its oft-canine responses, which occasionally rewards those who have loyally spent their lifetime with the beloved constant with an aha! erection.

The number π is a love-hate mathematical constant among the educated lay public, who are delighted or disgusted by its manifold numerical and geometric properties. To number addicts, is pi more dog than cat? Or is it more cat than dog? To number phobics, pi is unquestionably worse than a pandemic.

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I love you more than a dog loves people food

From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...

Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!

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