Stepping on my scarf

Hipster slang used to indicate when someone is particularly high under the effect of drugs, in analogy with the fact that he is unable to complete simple tasks as for example walk properly and/or put his scarf on.

1. He was so drunk he was stepping on his scarf.
2. Man, that stuff was so good I was stepping on my scarf for hours.

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Be my scarf

A subtle way of saying, "wrap your hands around my neck".
This is often used in a sexual way.

Ray:"Hey... What do you want from me in this relationship?"

Deborah:"I want you to be my scarf"