be there and be square

Tweak of Be there or be square. You are inviting someone to an event that will be somewhat geeky, but still fun. Usually used when the invitees attendance is pretty much given anyway.

Hey man coming to Neil's birthday on Friday? Be there and be square.

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square

(1) Unexciting, unadventurous, mainstream or dull. Generally used in describing a person with such attributes or who plays it safe. Historically, derived from a person whose goal in life is to have three "squares" a day (see definition (3) below), a roof over his head, a respectable job, a house, 2.5 kids, etc. Became a hip/popular expression of derision of the mainstream in the beat generation.

(2) Proper, decent, straightforward, acceptable, even.

(3) A regular and decent meal.

(1) Naw, he's a square; he won't dance (do anything exciting), he'll just shoot crows (go home).

(2) Hey man, thanks for takin' care of that, you're all square with me now.

(3) Dack is joining the army; at least he gets a dry bunk and three squares a day.

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no no square

no no dont touch me there
this is my no no square
no no dont touch me there
this is my no no square
no no dont touch me there
this is my no no square
no no dont touch me there
this is my no no square
no no dont touch me there
this is my no no square

no no dont touch me there
this is my no no square

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No-No Square

A part of the body (mainly referring to the vagina/penis) that would be inappropriate for someone else to touch.

Like the song says...
STOP! DONT TOUCH ME THERE! THIS IS MY NO-NO SQUARE!

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Square

A square is a gram of speed (amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine).

Dude: Yo, can I get a square?
Drug dealer: Sure?

*shows amphetamine and gives Dude a gram of Ethylamphetamine (made in a lab by Aluminum Galinstan reductive amination of P2P with ethylamine in ethanol water solution).

*dude pays 30 dollars.

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Be there or be square

Be there or be "square," because you are not "a-round"

Guy 1: "There's gonna be a party later tonight, dude! Be there or be square!"
Guy 2: "What does that even mean bro?"
Guy 1: Be there or you're being a square, because you're not a-round, man."

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square

1)a cigarette
2)a lame person

aaron: "hey steve, can i bum a square off of you?"
justin: "a wHaT!!??"
aaron: "a cigarette, you square."
justin: "did you just call me a cigarette?! aw HELL no..."

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