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Dried lumps of shit stuck to your anal beard.
Blimey love, you need to eat more fibre. Looks like a set of bead curtains down there
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When a guy ejaculates on a girl's forehead in such a manner that it drips off her eyebrows, hangs in front of her eyes, and falls down onto her cheeks. So named because the streams and bubbles look like the beads on a beaded curtain.
My girlfriend gave me the best blow job last night, but she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a beaded curtain.
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A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.
In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.
Be careful when entering through a beaded curtain.
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The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.
I went to Maryland once, I got a beaded curtain.
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Multiple piercings on the female genitals, specifically on the Labia Minora (aka the "Beef Curtains").
Dude, that chick I picked up at the club last night had so many piercings, her beef curtains looked like beaded curtains.
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A phrase intimated as a possible double entendre by Craig Ferguson during the email segment on the June 28, 2011 Late Late Show
Do you enjoy a beaded curtain, Geoff?
Go ahead censors, look it up, we'll wait.
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the act of peppering one's scrotum with an airsoft pistol
she tied me up and gave me a beaded curtain
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