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beaded curtain

When a guy ejaculates on a girl's forehead in such a manner that it drips off her eyebrows, hangs in front of her eyes, and falls down onto her cheeks. So named because the streams and bubbles look like the beads on a beaded curtain.

My girlfriend gave me the best blow job last night, but she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a beaded curtain.

by G.P. & The Fergs September 2, 2011

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beaded curtain

the act of peppering one's scrotum with an airsoft pistol

she tied me up and gave me a beaded curtain

by gmFuzy June 29, 2011

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beaded curtain

An act similar to teabagging, but with several men standing together and one person maneuvering his head amongst their dangling scrota.

I had a crazy weekend in San Francisco; I even got a beaded curtain!

by Arcxjo July 1, 2011

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Bead Curtains

Dried lumps of shit stuck to your anal beard.

Blimey love, you need to eat more fibre. Looks like a set of bead curtains down there

by freestyler72 April 7, 2011

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Beaded Curtain

A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.

In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.

Be careful when entering through a beaded curtain.

by B.D. Kurtane July 1, 2011

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Beaded Curtain

The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.

I went to Maryland once, I got a beaded curtain.

by Craig Ferg June 29, 2011

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Beaded Curtains

Multiple piercings on the female genitals, specifically on the Labia Minora (aka the "Beef Curtains").

Dude, that chick I picked up at the club last night had so many piercings, her beef curtains looked like beaded curtains.

by MaxDamage78 June 30, 2011

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