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The odorous sweat and dead skin enduced slime accumulated on one's scrotum in the form of a thick buttery emulsion. It has similar qualities as the slime on a snail's underside. It can be argued to be a close relative to Duck Butter, or even in some cases be the same congealed matter. Smells are comparable to yeasty dough.
After not bathing for a few days on our summer camping trip, we decided to graze our scrotums on a sleeping camper's forehead creating multiple snail trails from our accumulated bean cheese.
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Bean-Cheese is something to say when you don't know what to say in a uncomfortable situation.
EX
Girl: Hey Matthew your penis is really big wow omg Jeez
Matthew: *Knowing its 2 1/2 Inches* Bean-cheese
The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.
EX.
Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags
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a magical combination of two entities that coalesce into one exquisite taco.
tortilla + refried beans + cheese = awesomesauce.
hey i'm going to taco cabana. what do you want?
get me some bean and cheese tacos man. that'll hit the spot.
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A sex act in which a receptive partner opens his or her mouth round like a tortilla, then a male partner farts inside the first partner's mouth, then quickly ejaculates on top of it.
"My woman never had Mexican food, so I gave her a genuine bean and cheese burrito."
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When an uncircumcised dick, filled with smegma, deposits its filth into an unclean ass. Feces are usually mandatory.
I can't believe that chick was down for a bean and cheese burrito!
I'm circumcised so I can only have a bean burrito.
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when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and shits and piss's on your face at the same time.
Dude Becky gave me a bean and cheese headlock and now I have piss in my hair and shit in my teeth.
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