bean machine

see rice rocket - but with a Hispanic influence and/or driver. Found all over America, but more common in Texas and California, Honda Civics and similar cars are tricked out and ghetto-ized by more and more Mexicans and hispanics every day.

Cars are easily identified by hanging Mexican, Puerto Rican, Dominican, Guatemalan, etc. flags hanging from the rear-view mirror.

Guy 1) Man, did you see that rice rocket fly by with the 4 foot tall spoiler?
Guy 2) No bro - there was the red, white and green hangin - that was a bean machine.

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bean machine

A mobile burrito stand

Everyday at the construction site, mexicans get lunch from the bean machine.

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bean machine

a tool used to stimulate and pleasure females mostly.

Hunnie do you want to use your bean machine in bed tonight?

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bean machine

An Automated Teller Machine; or ATM.

I'm out of cash. Before we go out I've got to go tip over a bean machine.

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bean machine

bean machine is a cool machine that produces fight clubs for fun

you bean go make me another fight club

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Mean Bean Machine

Dr. Ivo Robotnik's self-named sex move that led directly to his divorce.

"I've been dating this nice scientist for months. Tonight he says he's going to show me his Mean Bean Machine."
"Girl, get out."

Mean Bean Machine

1. The puzzle game, Mean Bean Machine, for the Sega Genesis.
2. A term for the scrotum, often in reference to a sharp blow to said organ.

"OH! Right in the Mean Bean Machine!"

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