Beans in my jeans

When something mildly annoys you

We ran out of toilet paper and now I have beans in my jeans.
Stop singing that song Jeff, it really puts beans in my jeans.

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Squeeze beans through the jeans

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

Beans and Jeans

When a Guy wears jeans that are too tight as to see his Beans!!

Look at the Queermo in the beans and jeans... I bet his boyfriend uses the beanstalk!!