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To join the bear club (usually when really drunk) you have to piss in your own mouth then punch yourself in the nuts. The president of the bear club is the person who completes this the most number of times. Thought to have arisen in Canada.
Hobbs: fuck i got wasted last night, but i wasnt as bad as you...
Jacob: why? what did i do?
Hobbs: dont you remember? you joined the bear club...
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Poal-er-be-ar-k-lub
When one skinny dips in the freezing ocean at night time. At least one other person needs to be a witness to be officially indicted to the club.
Terms and Conditions
*Must Be At Night Time
*Water Must Be COLD
*NO clothes!
*At least One Witness
*Photos or it Didn't Happen
Bob: Bill Guess what i did last night?!
Bill: ??
Bob: I joined the Polar Bear Club!!
Bill: Wow, did your dick fall off?
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A club for people like alex and garrett where the only requirement to join is that you never get any (even when you make a pact) and are only a "Huggy Teddy Bear" to girls.
Damn, I need to find a way to get out of this Huggy Teddy Bear Club so I might get a girl.
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tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.
"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."
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