Bear in the cave

You have an unseen burger hanging out of your nostril area

Charlie you have bear in the cave. Do you need a tissue?

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Bear With Wide Cave

This dangerous and reckless creature is so horrifyingly grotesque it could scare away the most disgusting and perverse creatures. In the indiginous forests of Fairfax and Centreville areas and possibly Manassas on an off evening this creature resides. It carries various diseases 77 and a half to be exact. It has large floppy arms, a good amount of piercings, a ridicously hideous nose, and giant hip bones. We fear this creature round these parts. You never know when it could appear...you could be at a friends house having a bon fire in his woods out back and all the sudden it just disrupts and disgruntles everyone. We run for fear that we might catch a sometimes fatal disease..like pistols.

Person1:: Hey dude, whats up?
Person2:: Nothing dog.
Person3:: Oh damnnnn it's Bear With Wide Cave!!!!
*Everyone goes indoors*

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bear cave

A place where hairy, heavy, gay, men gather.

I'm so horny, think I'll go hit the bear cave.

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Bear Cave

Engaging in sexual Congress with another person whilst trying to make the minimal amount of noise.

Taken from the imagined reality of taking shelter in a cave from a storm or other threat. Only to find out you are surrounded by sleeping bears....

Despite this complications you're both still DTF...

I'm super horny but my Gran's in the next room and mum and dad's still up. We're going to have to Bear Cave this....

Bear Cave

Spending a Friday or Saturday evening by yourself at home.

I will be in my bear cave Friday night. I need rest.

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bear cave

the nastiest grossest vaginas. these become of said women who have been with a lot of people and then picked up a habit of doing drugs. And now is a nasty AIDS whore

I accidentally steped into the bear cave.

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Let the brown bear out of the cave.

The act of having a bowel movement. The idea being that the anus is synonymous with a dark cave, and the fecal matter being brown, is synonymous with a bear.

I will be in the bathroom for a while, I need to go let the brown bear out of the cave.