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bear rug

Requires three people. In front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. The other two individuals have sex on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Want to come over tonight? There's going to be a blizzard and we'll need someone sturdy to be our bear rug.

by JPPitt March 2, 2011

20πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


bear rug

Is a large hairy individual that usually is obnoxious and unhygienic

"hey dude, bear rug ahead"

"man that guys a total bear rug"

by The Advantageous DJ & Salazar March 22, 2011

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bear rug

Requires three people. In front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. The other two individuals have sex on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Want to come over tonight? There's going to be a blizzard and we'll need someone sturdy to be our bear rug.

by JPPitt February 25, 2011

14πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


polar bear rug

code for blow job

hey ricky why don't you give me a polar bear rug

by frank martin mary January 3, 2012


Northern Michigan Bear Rug

A Northern Michigan Bear Rug typically takes place on a "Guys only" fishing, hunting, or camping trip in Northern Michigan; it may occur in front of a fireplace in a cabin or Al-fresco next to a bonfire in the great outdoors. It consists of no less than 5 men (see Bears) who've not showered in multiple days all participating in a sweaty, steamy, sexy, and odiferous orgy while piled high upon each other to conserve warmth and avoid fluid losses.

-Hey bro, are you going camping with all the guys next week?

-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!

by T_Sizzl3 December 8, 2020


Bear rugging

Bear rugging, is when you spread a partner out like a bear rug and ravage them from behind.

I was bear rugging this girl last night and she read screaming.

by BugzBunnyDWS June 27, 2020


Bear Rugging

The act of passing out in the middle of a living room, typically at the end of a party and under the influence of drugs or alcohol

β€œDude you were totally bear rugging last night!”

by Splatt January 27, 2019