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Requires three people. In front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. The other two individuals have sex on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.
Can be used as a verb or noun.
Want to come over tonight? There's going to be a blizzard and we'll need someone sturdy to be our bear rug.
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Requires three people. In front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. The other two individuals have sex on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.
Can be used as a verb or noun.
Want to come over tonight? There's going to be a blizzard and we'll need someone sturdy to be our bear rug.
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Is a large hairy individual that usually is obnoxious and unhygienic
"hey dude, bear rug ahead"
"man that guys a total bear rug"
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hey ricky why don't you give me a polar bear rug
A Northern Michigan Bear Rug typically takes place on a "Guys only" fishing, hunting, or camping trip in Northern Michigan; it may occur in front of a fireplace in a cabin or Al-fresco next to a bonfire in the great outdoors. It consists of no less than 5 men (see Bears) who've not showered in multiple days all participating in a sweaty, steamy, sexy, and odiferous orgy while piled high upon each other to conserve warmth and avoid fluid losses.
-Hey bro, are you going camping with all the guys next week?
-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!
Bear rugging, is when you spread a partner out like a bear rug and ravage them from behind.
I was bear rugging this girl last night and she read screaming.
The act of passing out in the middle of a living room, typically at the end of a party and under the influence of drugs or alcohol
“Dude you were totally bear rugging last night!”