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Beard Cream

Specifically designed to make you look like you have an authentic beard. Beard cream is a product designed for youth's so they can buy various drugs and commit crime. Originally founded by Doddy, and since has become a Major selling product throughout Norway.. not that anyone cares.

Oh Jordan you're loving my Beard Cream

by DoddyT3h3h3h3h3 January 12, 2011

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Bearded ice cream

When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.

I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.

by 23356765 December 17, 2018