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A public challenge between two individuals on who has the better beard.
Dude 1: Did you hear that Jay beat Sid in a Beard Off?
Dude 2: Yup, you shouldn't bring a five o'clock shadow to a gun fight.
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Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"
Friend says something funny.
Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"
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Not quite the same as the playoff beard. The lay off beard is when you stop shaving every day because you got laid off, and there's really no point anymore, is there?
Guy 1: "Dude, did you forget to shave... for like a week?"
Guy 2: "Oh, it's my lay off beard. Go fuck your sister."
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When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.
Patrick was bearding off this morning