Beard Shaming

Beard shaming is defined as inappropriate negative statements and attitutes toward a man's beard. It can also reach into the discrimination against individuals who may have un-matured beards. A backlash against beard shaming has resulted in the coining of the term itself and attempts to bring a more positive attitude toward diverse beards of all sizes and styles.

Does your beard even lift bro? Bro that's straight Beard Shaming.

Beard of Shame

The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.

Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon

"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."

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Beard of Shame

The unkempt, uncomfortable, and ugly beard a man grows in penance for having been unfaithful to his significant other, with the intention of rendering himself undesirable to any would be contenders for his affections.

A: "What the hell is that? Are you trying to partake in Movember? It looks like shit."
B: "Nah, man. It's a beard of shame.
A: "Ah, well in that case, keep it going jerk.

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