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A docile lizard of Australian orgin, which are poplular pets in the U.S. Also known as beardies.
My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath when he started attacking his reflection in the cage.
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Unshaven Asian Vagina
I usually go for bald beavers, but damn that was one HOT bearded dragon
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An adorable docile lizard from Australia that are popular pets in America. Also known as beardies.
My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath and got freaked out by his reflection and started trying to eat his own face.
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When the ball sack hangs low and instead of the balls resting on her chin, they sag down and press against her neck when receiving oral
He looked down to see that his balls were on her neck, causing her to look a bit like a bearded dragon
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A phenomenon where a man shaves everything but his testicles, turning his penis into a bearded dragon.
I stretched her out with my bearded dragon.
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a drink consisting of 1 part rum, 2 parts tequila, 3 parts
lemon juice, 3 parts lime juice, and 1/2 part of jalapeno juice.
hey bartender, can i get two bearded dragons on the rocks.
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when a man forcefully opens the mouth of anything and gives one violent bone shattering thrust into the throat of the victim.
dude, i bearded dragoned the old lady across the street with such force i threw out her hip!
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