Bearsden

Glasgow's answer to Hollywood.

"Where ya from big chap?"
"Bearsden."
"Ooooh pish pash."

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Bearsden

A quaint Glasgow suburb which does in fact have several confirmed cases of the AIDs virus.

'Dear lord, I've just found out that my neighbour has been struck down with AIDs. Poor chap, I'm sure he'll have caught it from someone else in the G61 postcode, there seem to be a few cases around these parts'.

'Deary me, best avoid unprotected sex with anyone from Bearsden in that case!'

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Bearsden

Driving through bearsden and turned a corner to see the well known "bearsden fleeto". The "bearsden fleeto" is the most dangerous gang of delinquents in the whole of scotland. Each one of them was armed with king arthurs famous sword and an ak47. The amount of delinquents in the "bearsden fleeto" is said to be around 3 million. Now just imagine casually driving to see 3 million children armed with swords and aks.

Bawman - "yo have you seen the bearsden fleeto?"
Bawheed - "aye there built like the xmen"