Beat a Weeb Day

Beat a Weeb Day is a very well known holiday worldwide, It's celebrated on January 21st

Beating a Weeb on Beat a Weeb Day is completely legal.

Me: Hey John! look at that weeb let's beat the shit out of him!
John: Good idea, let's beat him up!
Police Officer: Hey! you two stop attacking him!
Me: But Officer, it's Beat a Weeb Day today!
Police Officer: Alright sorry I didn't know it's today, you two have fun beating that weeb.

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National Beat a Weeb Day

On March 17th, you are legally obligated to ask anyone if they watch any sort of anime, and beat them to death.

A: Do you watch anime?
B: Yes, why?
A: It's National Beat a Weeb Day!
B: O h.

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