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On November 28th a furry can beat up anyone who beat them up on November 27th, and they can not fight back
On Beat a person day we may be screwed
On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!
An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights
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On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.
Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day
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April 19 is International Beat a fat person day!
Skinny friend: *Kicks fat friend*
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!