beat an egg

Retort to a comment where one tells you that they can beat you. You respond with, "you couldn't beat an egg!"

Doug- "I can beat you up!"
Will- "You couldn't beat an egg!"
Doug- *cries*

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Beating the Eggs

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap

I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.

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beat your eggs

a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.

I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.

beat my eggs

When a girl masturbates.

HISTORY: On October 3, 2010 a friend and I were watching a cooking show and the woman walked casually over to the counter and said "now it's time to beat my eggs" and we both immediately cracked up, almost peed our pants and had the exact same thought about what that SHOULD have meant. And history is made!

"I gotta go beat my eggs." (gotta go play with myself)

RELATED SAYINGS
hard boiled eggs: girl version of blue balls
eggs Benedict: a girl cheater
western omelet: cowgirl position
he totally scrambled my eggs: he was good in bed

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beat your eggs

Another term for beat you ass but used in the morningg time when at breakfeast with the fam

Rachel if you are late to breakfeast one more time I will beat your eggs

egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

Beating Egg

the act of one whom beats his/hers egg, in other words masturbates.

Yo bro look at that guy beating egg!