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beatling

Placing a Beatle wig on a sleeping victim so that they look like a member of The Greatest Band of All Time!

Since he was a Beatle Loser anyway, he didn't mind the beatling.

by nenaandphill August 25, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


beatling

To spend your time chilling out to Beatles music.



Giselle: How was your weekend?
Jacob: Spent the whole time beatling.
Giselle: Awesome, same here!

by Jicib January 10, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


beatling

Listening to a lot of The Beatles music.

Jack: Watcha doing?
Steve: Beatling.
Jack: Mmmm, sounds relaxing.

by Jicib October 27, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beatles

The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.

Consists of:

- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs

- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries

- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine

- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives

According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.

Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.

I was stoned off my ass when I wrote that Urban Dictionary definition for the Beatles.

by The Chickens Are Revolting July 8, 2019


The Beatles

A legendary band consisting of George Harrison, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr(whose real name was Richard Starkey). Their music is well known and well liked.

I decided to listen to the Beatles today. It was a great decision.

by 88888888888888888 May 31, 2013

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Beatle

A little insect that rocks (beetle+beat -> beatle)

The Beatles will not be reformed as long as John and me would be dead - Mystic Harrison ...

by cytr0n July 9, 2009

85๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beatles

Sixties rock band from England. The most influential and successful music act in history. The Beatles hold the record for the most records ever sold, with 1 billion discs and counting.

The Beatles kick ass!

by Michelle January 23, 2005

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