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Beats By Dre

A very expensive necklace worn by troglodytes who think random blurts of bass notes is music. Made of plastic and prone to snapping when actually used, they are considered useless for listening to music made by actual musicians. The fact you see them ever so "subtly" advertised in every popular music video of the past two years should be enough to prove they're nothing more than a branded fashion accessory.

Parent "I spent $200 on these Beats By Dre headphones, why the hell aren't you using them to listen to music?"

Kid "Holy shit, I can listen to music on these?"

by Dumaitis October 1, 2011

1326πŸ‘ 247πŸ‘Ž


Beats By Dre

Overpriced cheaply made fashion accessories designed for people with a expensive taste and with little to no brain cells

Guy 1 yo dawg I got a pair of Beats By Dre
Guy 2 you mean expensive pieces of shit overpriced dollar store headphones, you should of bought Parrot Zik headphones.

by Sam Squids April 3, 2017

37πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Beats By Dre

The best headphones in the world with precision-engineered, advanced speaker design, powered amplification, and powered noise cancellation, you hear music the way today’s top artists and producers want you to hear.

Kelz: Hey, what are those sexy headphones you got?
Dom: They're the Beats By Dre, the sound quality is AMAZING, plus they do look really SEXY too!!

by KelKelzBaby November 29, 2009

337πŸ‘ 1385πŸ‘Ž


Beats by Dre

Overpriced headphones for overpriced phones worn by teenagers who don't know shit about music and thinks its so cool to own them. The worst thing is that apple just bought them.

After borrowing Sepo's Beats by Dre i made short trip to the dumpster and threw them in there without remorse , and proceeded to buy him a pair of Panasonic's for just 7$.... Later that day......

Facebook

Sepehr " hey bro can i have my beats back"
Me " they in the dumpster where they belong."
Sepehr " (Detonates Himself) Face Book "Active 2 seconds ago"

by Tight_pussy June 4, 2014

305πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


Beats by Dre

An overpriced and overrated audio company that sounds horrible. These headphones shouldn't be even marketed as headphones and should instead be marketed as a fashion accessory. though, recent models sound somewhat better than prior models the price is not justifiable and still sound like trash compared to other headphones of its price range.

Comparing the sound of these headphones to other headphones of the same price range would be like comparing a bicycle to a super car.

Person 1: look at these Beats by Dre I bought
Person 2: ignores person 1 and wears Sennheisers

by SomeRandomDudeOnTheInternet1 August 9, 2019

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


beats by dre

the best headphones known to man. they were made by dr. dre, and have the best sound quality known to man. they come in different colors and some versions are wireless. also the freshest (best looking) headphones to wear.

Tommy: yo are those beats by dre?
bob: yea they are AMAZING
Tommy: damn, thise are fuckin fresh to death

by suckithardson January 9, 2012

240πŸ‘ 1265πŸ‘Ž


Beats by Dr. Dre

A crap pair of headphones. See Bose.

"I got some Beats by Dr. Dre headphones. Man do I regret this."

by Lasagna Feet December 17, 2008

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