Beaver Creeking

When you snap a twig off a tree and rub it between you vaginal lips until it’s sharpened to point.

Martha really wanted to try something else other than just the pleasures of the flesh. She went into her backyard and snapped a twig off of her favorite fern tree. She started beaver creeking it between her lips until it was sharper than a half eaten candy cane.

Beaver Creek

A social gathering where attractive young women greatly outnumber the men.

Direct opposite of a Cockfest.

Her party last night was a huge Beaver Creek! The ratio there must've been 5 hot girls for every guy!

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beaver creek

The separation between the labia.

I'm going to beaver creek to lay out some wood.

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Beaver creek

When a girl has a sweaty vagina

Kim: "god it's so hot out right now!"
Sue: "I know I hope I don't get a beaver creek!!!"

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Beaver Creek

1. the name given to a vagina when it becomes so wet that it appears to be a creek flowing from it.

2. Alternate name for a moist pussy commonly coined by rednecks

Damn Bubba, you gave Bertha a Beaver Creek

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Murder on beaver creek

a way of expressing the female menstrual cycle

Tom: "Sally why are you being such a wanker? Moody bitch..."
Sally: "Fuck off Tom, Im committing murder on beaver creek."

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