Beef Purse

Noun, slang - The female genitalia.

Also: A purse in which beef products are carried.

EG1: "Wow, man, Kuniva's mother has a really loose beef purse!"

EG2: "Darn it! We're out of steaks, and the big barbecue is tonight! We don't have time to run to the store!" "Don't worry Jan, I have some steaks in my beef purse!"

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Roast Beef Purse

The description of a females vagina that has been used to the point that the labia are unrecognizable and take on the form of roast beef. Considered to be one step beyond a ham wallet.It is possible however to have a ham wallet hidden within a roast beef purse... More commonly found in prostitutes.

"Damn, I nailed this 40 year old lady last night and she had a gnarly roast beef purse!"

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