Beef bus

A person who is extremely muscular

Guy 1: Damn, did you see chad curl those 70s!?
Guy 2: Yeah I did he’s a fucking Beef bus

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beef bus

A beef bus is a a Penis

Parking the Beef Bus in Tuna Town

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park the beef bus in tuna town

the greatest euphemism for sexual intercourse this world will ever know

bob: I met this girl last night and we really hit it off.
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*

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parkin' the beef bus in tuna town

Made famous by Jimmy Pop of The Bloodhound Gang in the song "A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying", it essentially means the cock entering the vaginga.

"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."

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