Beer Break

When watching a movie at home and someone needs to rewind it for something they missed it gives the other people in the room the opportunity to grab another beer.

Hey, do you mind if I rewind that part I missed while taking a piss? Nah, go ahead I was about due for a beer break.

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Breaking Beer Bottles

The action of throwing empty beer bottles in gardens at night is used to scare off the young ones away so they won't be there to get molested by sexual predators.

"Mommeh, there be broken glass all over!"
-"Let's go home, my special boy! Some other special dude and two chicks must have been breaking beer bottles all night!"

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