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The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
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My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy
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Beer is that stuff that I drink when I feel like not realizing what Im doing.
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the answer to all my problems, and the cause of most
finish your beer, there are sober people in china!
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Beer, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness. The cause and answer to all of life's problems!
Let us get pissed, my fine fellow drinkers!
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The one thing on the planet that fill fix any problem.
"After U.S. forces passed out over 500,000 cases of beer, a ceasefire was drafted and signed immediatly."
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