bee's dick

1. An imprecise or snap judgment of incredibly small space or distance - usually in relation to a brief window of time, as in a close call or near miss. Exact measurement can never be known, trust only in it being teeny-tiny.

2. Drone penis

1. The car briefly span out of control on the wet road, squealing to a stop a bee’s dick away from slamming into the Capilano truck traveling in the opposite direction.

2. The two virgin females fought for the title of the hive's queen, which gave exclusive breeding rights over a thousand strong swarm of buzzing bee's dick. Being so beleaguered, we believe it would be a busy bee season for the winning bee.

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bee’s dick

A unit of measurement - very very small/by a very small margin. Variation on bee’s whisker. (Australian saying)

She won the race by a bees’s dick.

They missed out by a bee’s dick.

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Bees dick

Approximately 1.44mm. Generally used in the carpentry trade

Mitch, cut a bees dick of this Weather board.

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bee dick

When you sit down for a loooong time, your dick gets a numb sometimes stingy uncomfortable feeling, usually after sitting on a hard surface. Stools, bleachers, etc.

Dude... don't scratch your balls out here!! This is a kids soccer game! "It's cool man, I wasn't scratching I think I just got bee dick!"

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Bees Dick

very small, tiny, micro, etc...

"Yussi was so pissed (drunk) when he came home from the pub, he fell into the wall but only left a bees dick size crack..."

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bee’s dick hair

An almost infinitesimal adjustment, up or down in level, generally used in the context of music production.

This mix sounds great, but the bass should come down a bee’s dick hair.

dick bees

A colony of bees, usual living in and around a human's penis. Occasionally the queen bee will come out and check things out, only to (very painfully) squeeze itself back into the urethra.

Shit Dillon, my bum crabs and my dick bees have begun a war and are tearing the shit out of my crotch!

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