Being a man

Choosing the irrational option of a task.

"Do you want be to deep fry the turkey this year?"
"Nah I'm being a man, I'm gonna grill it."

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Being a MAN

Is doing whatever ANOTHER MAN says... Even if he's a retard... OR ELSE!

Hym "And what is the 'OR ELSE' part of being a man? BEING A LADY! THAT'S PUNISHMENT! I HAVE TO BE A LADY! SEE THE ANALOGY!? GREAT LESSON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS GUYS! YOU'RE REALLY SHOWING ME AREN'T YOU!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"