Bellcro Strip

AKA Spoff Rug

The knob knurling strip of facial hair known chiefly amongst misguided middle aged mincers as a goat patch.

Considered cool and trendy by the delusional wearer alone and his camp, prancing, pile poking butt pirate(s). Lovers.

‘As Olympian Daley Tom wrenched his spent bollocks from the Bellcro strip of his lovers spunk glazed mandible, he wept.’