Bellville, OH

A town in which being racist and homophobic is a personality trait. Let’s not forget Clear Fork. The school that’s known for it’s racist promposals and if you’re the kid of a teacher, you’ll get your dick sucked by every staff member/student and being in trouble will never be a worry for you. But don’t fret, there’s so much to do! Walk anywhere in the town and get the smell of human shit lodged in your nose until you’re at least a mile away in every direction. Want to hang out and swim? Head down to Gatton Rocks and hang out with even MORE racist and homophobic people, but, with a twist. Every person litters and trashes the place, most people who go are literal human garbage, and most of the time it looks like the drug addicts were let loose out of their mobile home and decided to flock there during the warmer season. Don’t worry, there’s a place for you during the winter season as well. Snow Trails! If you’re worried about getting judged by every person you went to high school with, this is the place to be. This is where your old classmates go if they peaked in high school. Going home for the holidays during college? Work at snow trails to let everyone know you have no life and love being around high schoolers and their petty bullshit. Don’t worry, the creepy guys who graduated 5 years before you will be sure to hit on you the entire time, even if you’re underage.

“Hey, where are you from?”
“Bellville, Ohio.”

“Bellevue?”
“No, Bellville.”