Ben Dafforne

The pinnacle of male dominance and sexuality

Imagine voluptuous cheeks, booty like no other. Makes all the girls (and boys) swoon.

The one thing bigger than his brain is his throbbing chopper

Think he’s sexy naked, wait till you see him in a gilet

Will: hey you seen any sexy big willy men roaming the halls todays?

Ian: not yet if only some bootylicious sex bomb would walk in

Dan: I think I hear someone coming

Ben Dafforne: *walks in*

Ian: Ben, what’s that hanging at the bottom of your trousers?

Will: it looks like his… his….. h h…. His……

Ben: *flops out his huge floppy monster cock and shakes it around making everyone faint on to the floor.*

Ben: that’s how we do it with the big boys
*Walks away*