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A 6'11" bum who averages less than 5 PPG and a future point guard for the Shanghai Sharks.
The 76ers needs to trade Ben Simmons.
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Ben Simmons is a professional basketball player for the Brooklyn Nets of the NBA. He is the definition of a bum. Ben Simmons is the definition of MID.
Ben Simmons is a bum.
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1. The act of shooting 0% from 3
2. When you win an award you shouldn't have
3. When your jumpshot is as wet as the sahara desert
Guy 1: Did you see John last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, he went 0 for 7
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Guy 1: Did you hear Tyson won Freshman Player of the Year
Guy 2: But that Ben Simmons is a Sophomore
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Guy 1: Who you think played better, Westbrook or Dame
Guy 2: The fuck you on. Dame shoot lights out, Westbrick shoots like the lights are out. That Ben Simmons' jumpshot look uglier than half the shit he wear.
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used to describe a basketball player afraid to play basketball
Take the layup! Don't pass it to another guy like Ben Simmons.
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Loser both on and off the court. Known for taking Kendall Jenner back after she cheated on him publicly multiple times.
- You saw the 76ers game last night?
- No need, they still lose even with Ben Simmons
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Complete shit with a terrible jumpshot and always gets worse as they go
Me: I couldn’t aim my shit in a toilet and it keeps getting worse
My friend: Yea bro that might be Ben Simmons disorder
a guy who can turn Philadelphia's culture around. A guy, who along with Joel Embiid, has the highest respect for everyone in Philly. The Next LeBron James. And my favorite player. #HinkieDiedForOurSins
Ben Simmons is the man, he is like LeBron James.
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