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Starting a relationship in reverse.
We Benjamin buttoned this relationship, you met my dad first and then hooked up a week before we went on our first date.
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When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.
Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!
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The state of looking fake-aged.
Reference made to the movie of the same name in which Brad Pitt never looks real.
You are the ugliest, rubber-faced, fake-aged, Benjamin Button, droopy-eyed motherfucker I have ever seen.
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Something that even if you sleep through it, you still know what's going on.
"I fell asleep halfway through class, but it's ok, it was a benjamin button lecture"
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Someone who matures backwards over the course of a relationship.
He was so much more considerate and responsible when we first started dating, but he was a Benjamin Button.
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The act of either watching or creating a movie/tv series out of order, or backwards.
Example 1:
Person A: "My friend Tyler won't stop Benjamin-Buttoning the Saw series...no wonder he has no idea what's going on!"
Person B: "He never does anything right..."
Example 2:
Person A: "Did you hear about the 3rd Paranormal Activity? It's supposed to take place before the 2nd one."
Person B: "Yup. Didn't the 2nd one take place before the 1st?"
Person A: "Well, I guess they're Benjamin-Buttoning it."
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To facebook a fat chick and start looking at her most recent and probably fattest pictures. Then you proceed to go back in time and view her earlier pictures. In most cases you will watch her get younger and skinnier.
Adam found a fat chick on facebook. Since fat chicks have no use at all to Adam, he decided to amuse himself at her expense by Benjamin Buttoning the bitch. Turns out the bitch was ugly even at a lower weight.
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