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Benjamin Johnson is an actual god. Do not argue or attempt to reason with Benjamin Johnsons- they will destroy you in 0.003 nanoseconds.
If you mess with a Benjamin Johnson, your sphincter will be blown out of your body and it will be throbbing on the floor.
Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’
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The man with the worlds smallest penis
Man that dude has a super small penis, it's less than 1 inch. Its almost as small as Benjamin Johnson's penis.
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A giant pile of shit, deadbeat, someone to avoid at all costs, see: fuckboi
Hey, do you like that guy? Hell nah, I don’t fuck with Benjamin Johnsons
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