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The nicest, sweetest and most trustworthy person one can meet. Sometimes, however, he can be a pain in the ass and very stubborn. On top of that, his scathing sarcasm is just too hard to understand. He pretends that he doesn’t like monkeys but deep down he just adores them!
He's really a Benoit! The nicest person I ever met
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To kill oneself in a violent manner. Also used to kill oneself and their immediate family.
See also Banoit which is used to tell one to go out in a blaze of glory by disrupting a forum or chatroom with inappropriate material.
Go benoit yourself
benoit self
benoit yourself now
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To kill or be killed by some manner of suffocation, i.e. hanging or choke hold. Typically the result of rage, and or a retarded child.
Son, if you don't shut your mouth I'm gonna benoit you and your mother, retard.
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to strangle or smother someone to death for no apparent reason.
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to BENOIT a bitch?
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to take steriods, become a massive professional wrestler, get married, have kids, go mad, kill your kids, then your wife, then shoot yourself.
going to school makes me want to benoit myself, i would rather do all that then go to school, that is unholy dedication!
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Benoiting is the act of posing in front of a camera (specifically from an Apple iPhone) and showing off what little muscle you have in your right arm. Other forms of Benoiting sometimes include holding various objects that weigh very little and making a duck face. In early 2013, a stipulation was added that while Benoiting, you must wear a shirt (this was due to the fact that Benoiting was starting to get confused with homosexuality). Benoiting really took off on January 3 when PSY was featured Benoiting. Benoiting should not be confused with the term "Benoit". For instance, someone might say "I have to drop a Benoit". It is illegal to take a Benoit, while Benoiting.
" I was on FB last night,and saw this Douche Benoiting! I hate him"
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Term used to describe a male who is sexually intrigued and infatuated by other men. He typically displays qualities frequently attributed to females. The Benoit is typically a little bit invasive and can be a little bit stalker Esch.
1. dude, your'e such a Benoit! stop staring at my D***.
2. stop being a Benoit and get out of the mens locker room!
3. its totally cool that your g*y but don't Benoit around me