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The rizziest, most ultimate sigma known to man.
He is a key character in the German children’s TV channel KiKA. Bernd is a depressed and curmudgeonly loaf of pullman bread. He is the type of guy that you find accidentally when turning on a TV in a hotel room in Germany at 1:57 am.
Alternative names:
The German globgogabgolab
The holy one
The oracle
The channel 9 nillwig
“Let’s turn on the tv.”
“Ok.”
“wait, WTF is that?!”
“ oh, that’s just Bernd das brot- the omniscient and all powerful depressed loaf of bread!”
The most ultimate, rizziest sigma known to mankind.
He is the star character in the German TV channel KiKA.
Bernd is a depressed and curmudgeonly loaf of pullman bread speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone. He is small, rectangular and golden brown with hands directly attached to his body. He is the type of guy who you accidentally discover when turning on the tv at 1:17 am in B&B Hotel, Offenburg, Germany.
Alternative names:
The German Globgogabgolab
The channel 9 Nillywig
The divine one
The wise and omnipresent oracle
The prophecy-giver
All hail the mighty and omniscient Bernd das brot!!!
“Quick!! Turn on channel nine! The German Globgogabgolab, Berd das brot is speaking!”