Berrien County

The most redneck county in Michigan. Home to towns like Berrien Springs, Niles, Benton Harbor, Saint Joseph, and Sturgis. The people here participate in everyday activities like four wheeling, dirt biking, snowmobiling, and whooping pussy St. Joe boys' asses and stealing their girlfriends. 70% of us don't graduate high school. It's mind boggling how all the FIPS decide it's a good idea to take a trip to Southwest Michigan year after year. Apart from getting shot in Benton Harbor, or getting in a bar fight with a hillbilly, Berrien County is as pure as Pure Michigan gets.

"I love Berrien County, the only thing you can do here is fish, drink, hunt, and if your lucky to be a spoiled rich St. Joe kid, go boating every weekend."

Jim: What did you do this past weekend.
Jerry: Just had a big bonfire and got way too drunk off Terry's homemade 'shine...
Jim: Didn't you do that the past three weekends.
Jerry: UHHHH! I think... Yup