Bertle

The Bertle is a rotund, pear like torso. It's not until you see the Bertle 'front on' does one understands the extent of 'over weight' which stretches out from the stomach to the love handles (or belly ears).

The bertle is a more solid and structured belly fat.

This is why, against the laws of gravity, the belly weight does not 'overhang' the waist line, instead it curves upward, like the base of a wine glass.

Example 1:
You look sooooooo bertle in that jacket Bro. With all that belly in your pockets, there'll be no room left for your cash... or confidence.

Example 2:

A: That hoe is so fat!!
B: Some respect dude, pies bow to that bertle!

bertling

The dislocation of your cock and balls. very aggressively becoming a female.

Bertling: aggressively becoming a woman.

AH SHIT MA BOY, I’M A WOMAN *proceeds to tear off balls furiously* FUCK!

bertle

to be oblivious of being a reject of society.

Check out that bertle trying to charm the ladies, what a bertle.

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bertled

At blive "bertled" er når man bliver rørt på en ubehagelig måde. Altså ufrivillig gramsning. Opkaldt efter et jordbær, fordi de rør ved dine hellige frugter. Ses ofte til fester eller på natklubber

"Ham der går og bertler folk"
"Stop med at bertle hende!"
"Der bliver altid bertlet meget inde på den her klub"
"Er du nogensinde blevet bertled?"