When you take a girl much larger than yourself out to a steakhouse on a date, and she performs fellatio on you as you drive her home.
Greg took a very a robust woman on a date to steakhouse on a Tuesday, and to thank him she gave him a Best Western.
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To have absolutely no class at all; a lack of class; a type of class below every other class; AKA shit. Commonly found in shitholes.
When setting up an eight foot table and finding the welding is broken; "That's Best Western Class, right there"
When your hotel room hasn't been cleaned by Housekeeping; "That's Best Western Class"
When you can't find red cart and the pop machines are all empty; "That's Best Western Class"
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A hotel brand shorten to sometimes as BWH.
They also have alternatives such as Best Western Plus, & Best Western Premier
Shout out to BW for making write this =)
Me: I wanna go to Best Western!
My friend: Nah! Try going to Best Western Plus, it's better.
Random person: How about BW Premier?
Me: Um... I think I'll just go back to Hampton Inn. Thanks
When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.
Jill: βI am so constipated lately.β
Hannah: βHave you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.β
Mostly white peoples teeth that are shaped like best western pillows
AYO sheβs got some best western pillow teeth