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A corporate electronics store that doesn’t care what electronics you buy, as long as you buy “extras” with it. No one in the company besides from the CEO's and the Investors have any kind of degree after high school, or if they do they won't stay there long because they can't stand all the bullshit propaganda.
Best Buy employee at register: Hi welcome to Best Buy. Will you be putting this purchase on you Best Buy Card today?
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up for a Best Buy card today?
Customer: No thanks.
Employee: Do you have a Best Buy Rewards card?
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up? It’s only $9.99 and for every $125 you spend…
Customer: No thanks.
Employee: Would you like to purchase an Extended Service Plan on this? If anything goes wrong in the next 4 years…
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up for 4 free weeks of Sports Illustrated or Entertain…
Customer: No
Employee: Would you like to try Netflix free for 2…
Customer: NO.
Employee: Would you like to try a free trial of Rhapsody music service? It allows you to…
Customer: NO!
Employee: Your Purchase today enables you to get a free trial of an Internet Service Provider. We offer AOL, Net Zero…
Customer: NO GOD DAMNIT!
Employee: The cables that come with this are very low quality. I would recommend getting some Monster Cables. They’re only 69.99 and will greatly increase sound and picture quality.
Customer: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM???
Employee: Would you like any extra batteries to go with your remote?
Customer: FUCK YOU!
Employee: On the bottom of your receipt there’s a survey and if you do it you will be put in a drawing to win a $500 Best Buy gift card.
Customer: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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A major store containing a wide variety of electronic-related items, as well as books, microwaves, refrigerators, and chairs. Best Buy is known for pissing off people too stupid to know how to purchase things correctly, or too stupid to know how to work properly. Specifically, the people who posted definitions of Best Buy before this proper definition.
www.bestbuy.com
If you purchase a DVD the day/week it comes out, Best Buy gives you a discount on it.
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noun, The hellish fire-beast of corporate america that disolves childrens minds and brings horrifying amounts of debt to those who follow it. The only known remedy is suicide.
Derived from the famed "Beast of Buying"
A mythical Creature from the depth of hell sent to force those with weak constitutions to purchase items well beyond their price range.
see also: hell beast bargain burning flesh
Hey honey I'm going to Best Buy.
Look at all the great deals, here at Best Buy.
I love Best Buy.
Best Buy is Great.
Best Buy took my children from me because I bought a damn TV and the fine print on the contract said they could.
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Asshole Corporate store run by mostly brainwashed employees (including the managers). They don't care what product you buy, as long as you buy extra services with it.
employee: Hello, will you be paying for this with your Best Buy card today?
customer (who has a lot more education than any BBY manager): No thanks.
employee: would you like to apply for a Best Buy card today?
customer: No thanks.
employee: Do you have a Rewards card?
customer: No
employee: Would you like to sign up for one today? It's only $9.99 and for every hundred dollars you spend...
Customer: NO
employee: Would you like to sign up for a free trial of Sports Illustrated or Enterta...
Customer: NO!
employee: Would you like to try Netflix free for 2...
Customer: NO!
employee: How about a free trial of Rhapsody music...
Customer: NO GOD DAMMIT!
employee: Are you happy with your internet service? Because we offer Aol, Net Zero, and...
Customer: NO MOTHER FUCKER!
employee: Would you like a Product Service plan with that? It offers...
Customer: I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR FUCKING SHIT!
employee: You know that includes low quality wires and I would reccomend buying some Monster Cables. They're only 79...
Customer: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!
employee: I'm a brainwashed corporate shill and I work for the best company in the world.
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best buy is a sexuality where someone will refuse to date a super straight,
(some know as best BI)
Person 1: you’re kinda cute wanna go out?
Person 2: whats your sexuality?
Person 1: Super straight.
Person 2: sorry im bi but im also best buy so i dont date super straights
Person 1: FU-
fun store, but filled with geeky nerdy brunettes looking to get laid because they're too ugly for words. Little lushes looking for a good time in between the retard sales pitch. Blue shirts smell like last night's Bud Lite. Yuck.
Joe: "Ewwww, there goes another blue shirt bitch, can you smell her? she REEKS. "
Steve: "I think she works at best buy."
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a place people shop at before they walk in to a Circuit City
people are only hired at circuit city because they already know the product, unlike best buy where you know more about what your buying than they do
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