While seeming as a word a retard would use, beticus actually means “bet” or “no way”. If you don’t believe someone can do something, you can say beticus, which is often paired with theticus. Theticus has no real meaning, but makes the word Beticus sound better. Has become a meme in Ridgewood New Jersey, and May live forever.
A word originally invented in the early 2000s, it has grown to be one of the most useful terms in the Urban Dictionary
Nolan: There is no way you would actually do that
David: Beticus Theticus