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billie joe

The lead singer and guitarist of the band Green Day. Also see "hottest man alive". His looks and voice are enough to make any girl (or even guy) melt, and it is also quite attractive that he doesn't think very highly of himself.

See also "delicious".

It was so hot outside today, it was almost as hot as Billie Joe Armstrong.

by Haushinka November 16, 2003

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billie joe

Freaking awesome!. Extrmely talented guitar playing performer. Writes many of the greatest songs ever (going to pasalacqua, 16, she, bab's uvula who?, give me novacaine etc) and pretty fucking good looking

billie joe - "and my name is george w. bush.."

by Insomniac16 June 7, 2006

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billie joe

Frontman of the band Green Day. Awesome! Great voice.

Billie Joe Armstrong kicks major ass.

by Nicole May 24, 2003

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billie joe

Okay, Billie Joe is like.. married. Yes, I know. He IS hott, but he's fucking MARRIED, and has two CHILDREN. And if you're 0-20, you're probably not gonna get him. Anyways, he loves his wife so I don't think they're gonna split up. I really doubt it. I do think Green Day is a very good band, to tell the truth, though. But I'm just sick of people at my school and other places going "AHH! BILLIE JOE IS SO FUCKING MINE!" I hate that.. I hope people who do that, die. Sure, he is very good-looking. But.. he's too old. :|

And yes, Billie Joe is a VERY good singer and guitarist. All of y'all are just so ignorant about it.

Girl at the mall to another girl: Billie Joe is so hott! One day, he's going to notice me, and him and his wife are gonna break up, and get a divorce with her. Then, we'll get married.
Me: *walks up to girl* Erm, 'scuse me, but that is a lie. You're what? 15?
Girl: No, 14. And yes it IS gonna happen.
Me: No it won't. Sure, he's good looking, but you're definatly too young for him. Anyways, he loves his wife and two kids very much, so stfu.
Girl: Whatever.

by Faina April 12, 2005

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